The following is a test of the new tracking software in use by our government.

The tracking process should prove to be completely transparent to the user. The invisible tracking system should obviate any "Big Brother" fears completely.

We repeat, there will be no evidence that your browsing is even watched!

Any suggestion that anyone is actually watching you browse will be dealt with immediately!
"This is not funny."
- NSA Deputy Director
"Agreed!"
- FBI Citizen Liason
"Idiots."
- CIA Ombudsman